"The Beverly Hillbillies" meets "Downton Abbey"

Has anyone else noticed the many similarities between the two shows?

Both are about close-knit families who didn’t earn their vast wealth but instead lucked into it.

The Earl of Grantham and Jed Clampett are both patriarchs of clans made up of loyal and loving but independent-minded family members whom they often find difficult to control.

Elly May Clampett and Lady Mary Crawley? Both attractive, yet unattainable. Avidly pursued by countless suitors, neither proves to be an easy catch.

At odds with the world

The theme of both shows? A family struggles to survive, although often at odds with the world around them. (A formula known in the TV biz as a “culture clash” program.) For the Crawleys, the challenge is maintaining their aristocratic values in a world that’s increasingly modern and democratic. For the clan from Bugtussle, it’s maintaining their simple country ways amidst a shallow, materialistic “swimming pools and movie stars” culture.

Both shows are about money. For the Crawleys? Getting enough to keep their way of life going. For the Clampetts? Having so much that their basic identities are challenged.

We see the Crawleys through the eyes of their servants, the Clampetts through the eyes of their bankers.

Yes, Jed is a widower, whereas Cora is alive and well. And you’ve got Cousin Jethro rather than sisters Edith and Sybil.

But Granny Clampett and the Dowager Countess of Grantham? Practically identical! Both are feisty old ladies who dress retro, speak their minds, happily manipulate family members, and offer plenty of sage advice to the young ’uns.

Keeping them straight

As similar as the two shows are, there are, of course, a few differences:

• DA: No banjo playing
• BH: No jazz vocals

• DA: More elegant costumes
• BH: More laughs

• DA: Isis the dog
• BH: Elly May’s “critters”

• DA: Tragic, snooty, coldhearted Lady Mary
• BH: Warm, sexy, tender-hearted Elly May

• BH: Texas tea
• DA: Actual tea

But the most important difference between the two shows? Driving skills! The best thing about The Beverly Hillbillies is that nobody ever dies in a tragic car crash. Jethro may have driven it around packed to the gills with his family and their possessions, but he never once totaled that truck. Mathew Crawley, alas, wasn‘t as lucky. (Weird fact? The Hillbillies’ vehicle was a 1921 Oldsmobile. The year that Mathew Crawley shockingly perished behind the wheel? 1921.)

Valuable life lessons

Besides “Drive Carefully,” both shows offer the viewer valuable life lessons.

Downton Abbey:

• Hurrah for the British upper classes! A stiff upper lip will get you through almost anything.
• Marry for money. Resist change. When in doubt, ring for a servant.
• The family that pulls together will triumph and endure.

The Beverly Hillbillies:

• Who needs a deeply entrenched class system? Just strike oil, and you too can live in a mansion.
• Enjoy life. Stay true to your roots. When in doubt, cue up some bluegrass.
• The family that pulls together will triumph and endure.

The special episode I’d love to see? After Jethro invents a time machine, the Clampetts travel back in time to weekend with the Crawleys. Elly May bonds with Lady Mary and gets her to loosen up a little. Jethro falls for Lady Edith, who finally gets a sexy dude of her own. Jane Hathaway and Thomas Barrow both come out of the closet. And Granny and the Duchess of Grantham get on like wildfire, trading confidences over tea and moonshine, while Jed and Lord Grantham go hunting together.

The Lords and Ladies and the Hillbillies learn that they’ve got more in common than you’d think, including a pronounced skill at getting terrific ratings, and everyone lives happily ever after.

Y’all come back now, blimey!

Photo of Maggie Smith by Nick Wall - © Carnival Films.