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Abusing library books
Do I need a Hazmat suit to read library books?
Did courtesy go out of style and no one told me? I don’t expect everyone to treat books as holy, but taking a little care would be nice.
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Let them eat toast
The food fad with a difference
Toast has become a thing: a trend, a fad, the plat du jour. Restaurants are popping up with toast menus that include delectable substances Mom would never have dreamed of slapping on the Wonder Bread.
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On the things that aren't on our résumés
Failure to thrive
What if you Instagrammed not the Martha-Stewart-worthy antipasto you crafted with radish rosettes and a frisée garnish, but the clotted, eggy mess that was your first pass at omelet-making?
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Pope Francis and the World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia
The pope is coming! The pope is coming!
Philadelphia is a world-class city, and it is about time that the people running it started to act that way and prove that they are capable of planning a world event, such as the pope’s visit. So far, all they have done is complain, spread fear, and warn us that we had better take them seriously.
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Justice Antonin Scalia as performance artist
Antonin Scalia set a precedent at the Supreme Court at the end of its spring term — not in a constitutional sense, but in his unusually high level of vituperation. Has he flipped his legal wig?
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Life lessons at the DMV
A trip to the DMV reminds me of five important life lessons. Who’d have thought the experience would be about more than torture, annoyance, and a bad photo?
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Hate or terror?
Does it matter what it’s called when the tally is 293 dead, 335 wounded, all with guns?
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Considering Clone-a-Willy
The perfect gift for the narcissistic males in your life
Everything old is new again — like souvenir penis replicas.
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Remembering Delia Salvi
I remember teachers who were nice to me, I even remember teachers who were forgettable. But I revered the teachers who never made a day easy, who challenged me and made me stand up for myself and my art.
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Avoiding the downside of good memories
Don’t let the good moments in your past become a drag on the present.
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